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Last Updated: 10/7/2008

Here are some of my favorite quotes.

"Once, there was a boy who liked to throw things. He started out throwing eggs. Then, he threw the big game. Then, he threw back a shot of whiskey. Then he threw up. Then he got thrown out of the house, and then he moved into a van down by the river!"
-Matt Foley

"I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good, or make you feel miserable either. Life is just supposed to make you feel."
-Gloria Naylor, novelist

"Always know when to break the rules. There are times, and we've all been there. Just know when it's right to do something that's usually wrong."
Oddly enough, I found this on a page about off-roading.

"For some people life is very easy, and I don't want to call them simple-minded or anything like that, but I am a complex son of a bitch and I envy the simpler mind a lot. When I suffer with my mind, it makes different things blossom inside the old skull cap."
-Phil Anselmo

“Nice people are hard to find because they don't make themselves known. Assholes, however, are everywhere.”

"I don't know, dude. I rock. That's all I know."
-Corey Taylor, when asked in an FHM Magazine interview if Slipknot had healthcare

"All these kids have one thing in common. They're here because a couple people did it."

"There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, and who always will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There's a reason they didn't make it into your future."

"You know what's the rage this year? Hats."
-Hobbes, after giving Calvin a haircut

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