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Last Updated: 10/7/2008

Here are some of my favorite quotes.

"Once, there was a boy who liked to throw things. He started out throwing eggs. Then, he threw the big game. Then, he threw back a shot of whiskey. Then he threw up. Then he got thrown out of the house, and then he moved into a van down by the river!"
-Matt Foley

"I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good, or make you feel miserable either. Life is just supposed to make you feel."
-Gloria Naylor, novelist

"Always know when to break the rules. There are times, and we've all been there. Just know when it's right to do something that's usually wrong."
-Anonymous
Oddly enough, I found this on a page about off-roading.

"For some people life is very easy, and I don't want to call them simple-minded or anything like that, but I am a complex son of a bitch and I envy the simpler mind a lot. When I suffer with my mind, it makes different things blossom inside the old skull cap."
-Phil Anselmo

“Nice people are hard to find because they don't make themselves known. Assholes, however, are everywhere.”
-Anonymous

"I don't know, dude. I rock. That's all I know."
-Corey Taylor, when asked in an FHM Magazine interview if Slipknot had healthcare

"All these kids have one thing in common. They're here because a couple people did it."
-Beavis

"There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, and who always will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There's a reason they didn't make it into your future."
-Anonymous

"You know what's the rage this year? Hats."
-Hobbes, after giving Calvin a haircut

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